Who needs steroids when you got McDonalds

At this year’s Olympic games, we have seen some amazing performances.

  • Petra Majdic winning a bronze medal in cross country skiing after suffering 5 cracked ribs and a deflated lung.
  • Lindsey Vonn winning downhill gold with her messed up shins
  • Shaun White twisting and turning like the Tazmanian Devil
  • Jon Montgomery coming from behind to win gold in my new favorite winter sport – skeleton

And, in past years, we might have attributed those performances to steroids…but not with these Olympians.

They don’t need steroids.

They’re being powered by the official food & drink of the 2010 Olympics…

McDonalds and Coca-Cola


But wait, it gets better.

McDonalds has decided to sponsor hundreds of young athletes as they train & eat their way to future Olympic glory.

Allow me to introduce you to the 2026 Olympic gold medal winner in downhill skiing and competitive eating.

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6 comments

  1. Hi, I be foforito aka “biggest guy in the gym” I really think that I be ladiz meng and that you people weak.

    -foforito

  2. This just goes to show how corrupt and sold out the International Olympic Committee is. Directing even more kids towards junk through false advertizing…

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