Who needs steroids when you got McDonalds

At this year’s Olympic games, we have seen some amazing performances.

  • Petra Majdic winning a bronze medal in cross country skiing after suffering 5 cracked ribs and a deflated lung.
  • Lindsey Vonn winning downhill gold with her messed up shins
  • Shaun White twisting and turning like the Tazmanian Devil
  • Jon Montgomery coming from behind to win gold in my new favorite winter sport – skeleton

And, in past years, we might have attributed those performances to steroids…but not with these Olympians.

They don’t need steroids.

They’re being powered by the official food & drink of the 2010 Olympics…

McDonalds and Coca-Cola

But wait, it gets better.

McDonalds has decided to sponsor hundreds of young athletes as they train & eat their way to future Olympic glory.

Allow me to introduce you to the 2026 Olympic gold medal winner in downhill skiing and competitive eating.




  1. Hi, I be foforito aka “biggest guy in the gym” I really think that I be ladiz meng and that you people weak.


  2. This just goes to show how corrupt and sold out the International Olympic Committee is. Directing even more kids towards junk through false advertizing…

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