All Hail the Heart Attack Grill Diet

You’ve got to respect the folks at the Heart Attack Grill.

At least they can admit that their food comes complete with a side order of “sudden weight gain, repeated increase of wardrobe size, back pain, male breast growth, loss of sexual partners, lung cancer, tooth decay, liver sclerosis, stroke, and an inability to see your penis.”

And while Ronald McDonald prepares to defend the health benefits of his Happy Meals in a court of law, the geniuses behind the Double Bypass burger step up and corner the moral high ground in the junk food industry.

And if you’re lucky enough to weigh over 350 lbs, you Eat for FREE!!!



  1. I know that it is supposed to be funny and they are laughing at all of the people that try to eat well but….where is the customer base 5 years from now. I can only imagine that they never feed the 350+ pound people more than a couple of times before they stop coming back.

    Kind of reminds me of the airline for smokers.

    I hate to be mean spirited about these guys (since I don’t have the best diet myself and am a a sucker for a buffet) but why do people find it so satisfying to be anti-PC with something like deadly food.

  2. I used to own a bar and grill and had a BLT sandwich that boasted 12 strips of bacon! I called it the “Gripper” for the size of it and for it’s chest-gripping potential from the chest pains of a heart attack. Needless to say it was a big hit!

  3. Do you know that “Dr. John” of The Heart Attack Grill was formerly a gym owner and trainer? …..adds another level to this insanity, fun as it is.

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