America has a problem with childhood obesity.
It also has a problem with brain-dead nanny-state bureaucracy.
According to the Detroit News, elementary schoolchildren will no longer be allowed to celebrate their birthdays by bringing homemade cupcakes to school.
Instead, they will be allowed to celebrate their birthdays by snacking on raw vegetables and getting an extra 30 minutes of gym class.
Is it any wonder that kids think all grown-ups suck?