Researchers Discover a Cure for Obesity

Researchers from the University of Iocus have discovered a cure for obesity.

By isolating an enzyme found in a previously undiscovered African bush plant, researchers were able to disrupt the outer membranes of white adipose tissue – aka body-fat.

This results in an immediate and rapid release of body-fat.

Unfortunately, this rapid conversion of body-fat results in the generation of tremendous amounts of heat….often resulting in spontaneous combustion.

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Just kidding.
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Happy April Fools Day
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