Researchers from the University of Iocus have discovered a cure for obesity.
By isolating an enzyme found in a previously undiscovered African bush plant, researchers were able to disrupt the outer membranes of white adipose tissue – aka body-fat.
This results in an immediate and rapid release of body-fat.
Unfortunately, this rapid conversion of body-fat results in the generation of tremendous amounts of heat….often resulting in spontaneous combustion.
Happy April Fools Day