Japan has been attacked by a monster more terrifying and dangerous than Mothra, King Ghidora and Megalon combined.
Developed in a secret off-shore laboratory…using a combination of gene splicing, irradiation and a delightful secret teriyaki sauce recipe, Burger King‘s Japanese food-scientists have created….
THE MEAT MONSTER
- 2 Whopper sized beef patties
- 1 grilled chicken breast
- 3 slices of bacon
- 3 slices of cheese
- a fried egg
- a fish patty
- that delicious teriyaki sauce
- squeezed between two fluffy white hamburger buns
The Meat Monster is an unholy attack on the waistlines of the proud (yet increasingly corpulent) Japanese people.
We’re talking about a burger loaded with:
- 1922 calories
- 126 grams of Fat
- 82 grams of Carbs
- 117 grams of Protein
- and 4400 mg of Sodium – 2x the recommended daily maximum
As a resonse, Japanes Prime Minister Ken Naoto has done the unthinkable and summoned Godzilla n a last gasp attempt to save the country from devolving into a nation of bloated wanna-be sumo wrestlers.
Save us Godzilla…save us.